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« Memogate: A Blunder of Colossal Hubris | Main | 73 Words of Sheer Idiocy » September 24, 2004Political Winds
It's unmistakeably true that Charley, Frances and Ivan tracked through the most Republican counties in Florida. But perhaps that isn't God punishing Florida for its 2000 vote, but God attempting to influence how Floridians vote in 2004. And, considered from that angle, the paths of the hurricanes could be good news for Bush. Here's why: The hurricanes have given Bush three chances - and perhaps four with Hurricane Jeanne possible striking what's left of Florida this coming weekend - to travel to Florida to hand out billions of dollars in federal disaster assistance, and to demonstrate first-hand his concern for the people of Florida. Floridians may respond by turning out in larger numbers to cast a vote of gratitude for President Bush. Naturally, such an impact would be greater in the majority-GOP areas of the Sunshine State than in the heavily Democratic precincts the hurricanes seem to be sparing. Er. Or something like that. UPDATE: Snopes.com says the map is a lie and the claim that the hurricanes have hit only Bush-supporting counties is false. Posted in Campaign Season
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Somewhere around Matthew 5:45...he maketh the rain on the just and the unjust (or something along that line)... I missed the theological part about distributing tax payer funds for possible political gains instead of it just being the right thing to do. Posted by: wes at September 24, 2004 03:48 PMThis seems to be bogus; see
Claim: Three hurricanes that hit Florida in the summer of 2004 touched Status: False. Posted by: Tom Myers at September 24, 2004 04:06 PMThe political payback is not in the doling out of relief funds, but in whether it is done effectively and efficiently or subjects the disaster victims to a bureaucratic hassle. By all accounts, disaster relief is going pretty well in Florida, which means the incumbent governments that are handling it will be rewarded - or at least not punished - at the polls. Which is as it should be. Posted by: Bill Hobbs at September 24, 2004 04:06 PMThanks for the Snopes link. I actually knew the map was somewhat a bogus analysis, but I was just having fun responding it. Pixels are cheap, so I burned a few on hurricane politics! Posted by: Bill Hobbs at September 24, 2004 04:08 PMEgads. It seems that the almighty can also redirect the path of hurricans even after they occure. If I remember correctly, Ivan's eye made landfall just to the east of Mobile Bay in Alabama. This map shows the path making landfall in the Florida panhandle. It's a miracle. Posted by: Kinch1 at September 24, 2004 05:01 PMMy brother sent the same map. I responded thus: There seems to be an awful lot of pink "Bushland" for those hurricanes to God forbid that I might have a sense of humour failure, but isn't it a good Isn't it flattering that Democrats think that the Almighty might want to Oh yea. The other thing this joke reminds me of is that George Bush isn't No worries. Wet paper is weaker than dry paper, so no one in Florida should have problems punching holes in their paper ballots this year... Posted by: Siergen at September 25, 2004 03:26 PMIt is obviously bogus: Ivan made landfall in ALABAMA, and not FLORIDA. Don't these folks know their geography?? Posted by: David R. Block at September 25, 2004 09:24 PMI live in florida and ivan definitely made landfall in florida tearing off my neighbors roof and getting my classes cancelled for at least a month. I live in pensacola, which is almost directly where the map shows the hurricane hitting. Please actually learn your facts and geography before posting comments. Post a comment
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